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Shop Fake Still Life Onesie
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Fake Still Life Onesie

$29.99

Let’s be honest—aren’t we all just winging it? Now, your baby can serve up a daily dose of existential truth with this onesie, reminding everyone that imposter syndrome starts young. 🎨🌸 Printed over a timeless floral still life (because irony is everything), this soft and cozy outfit is perfect for tiny humans who have no idea what they’re doing—but look great doing it. Fake it, wear it, own it. 😎🔥

• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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Let’s be honest—aren’t we all just winging it? Now, your baby can serve up a daily dose of existential truth with this onesie, reminding everyone that imposter syndrome starts young. 🎨🌸 Printed over a timeless floral still life (because irony is everything), this soft and cozy outfit is perfect for tiny humans who have no idea what they’re doing—but look great doing it. Fake it, wear it, own it. 😎🔥

• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Let’s be honest—aren’t we all just winging it? Now, your baby can serve up a daily dose of existential truth with this onesie, reminding everyone that imposter syndrome starts young. 🎨🌸 Printed over a timeless floral still life (because irony is everything), this soft and cozy outfit is perfect for tiny humans who have no idea what they’re doing—but look great doing it. Fake it, wear it, own it. 😎🔥

• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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