Black Market Toddler T-Shirt
"Raised by Hustlers" 💸🩸 For the toddler whose parents have definitely googled “can I sell my placenta on the black market?” Featuring a shady back-alley organ exchange, this tee is a cheeky nod to moms and dads who don’t exactly follow the baby book. Perfect for brunching, bargaining, or side-eying authority from the comfort of a stroller. Because this kid wasn’t just born—they were negotiated into existence.
• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank product sourced from the US or Honduras
"Raised by Hustlers" 💸🩸 For the toddler whose parents have definitely googled “can I sell my placenta on the black market?” Featuring a shady back-alley organ exchange, this tee is a cheeky nod to moms and dads who don’t exactly follow the baby book. Perfect for brunching, bargaining, or side-eying authority from the comfort of a stroller. Because this kid wasn’t just born—they were negotiated into existence.
• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank product sourced from the US or Honduras
"Raised by Hustlers" 💸🩸 For the toddler whose parents have definitely googled “can I sell my placenta on the black market?” Featuring a shady back-alley organ exchange, this tee is a cheeky nod to moms and dads who don’t exactly follow the baby book. Perfect for brunching, bargaining, or side-eying authority from the comfort of a stroller. Because this kid wasn’t just born—they were negotiated into existence.
• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank product sourced from the US or Honduras
