Black Market Onesie
"Raised by Hustlers" 💸🩸 For the baby whose parents have definitely googled “can I sell my placenta on the black market?” Featuring a shady back-alley organ exchange, this tee is a cheeky nod to moms and dads who don’t exactly follow the baby book. Perfect for brunching, bargaining, or side-eying authority from the comfort of a stroller. Because this kid wasn’t just born—they were negotiated into existence.
• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
"Raised by Hustlers" 💸🩸 For the baby whose parents have definitely googled “can I sell my placenta on the black market?” Featuring a shady back-alley organ exchange, this tee is a cheeky nod to moms and dads who don’t exactly follow the baby book. Perfect for brunching, bargaining, or side-eying authority from the comfort of a stroller. Because this kid wasn’t just born—they were negotiated into existence.
• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
"Raised by Hustlers" 💸🩸 For the baby whose parents have definitely googled “can I sell my placenta on the black market?” Featuring a shady back-alley organ exchange, this tee is a cheeky nod to moms and dads who don’t exactly follow the baby book. Perfect for brunching, bargaining, or side-eying authority from the comfort of a stroller. Because this kid wasn’t just born—they were negotiated into existence.
• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
