If you’re pregnant and feeling violently allergic to life before 10 a.m., congratulations! You’re officially a member of the Morning Sickness Club—a fun little side effect of pregnancy that feels like a never-ending hangover you didn’t earn. But why does this happen? Why does your stomach suddenly reject your favorite foods? And why, exactly, does pregnancy come with the overwhelming urge to gag at the mere thought of scrambled eggs? The answer lies in one powerful little hormone: hCG (Human Chorionic Gonadotropin). Let’s break down what hCG is, how it causes morning sickness, and (most importantly) when you can expect some relief.

You're bleary-eyed, microwaving water like a Victorian ghost because your baby “won’t take cold milk,” and you’re wondering... Does this ever end? Like, is there a magical age when you can finally pull a bottle from the fridge, hand it over, and go on with your life without prepping a warm milk spa first? Let’s break it down: when you can, when you should, and when it’s totally okay to say, “you get what you get, kiddo.”

Some parents are out here securing social security numbers and immediately wondering: Can I start building my baby’s credit score now? It sounds wild — the baby’s still working on neck control and here you are thinking about FICO scores. But hey, long-term planning is a vibe. So… is this actually a thing? Is it smart? Or is it just another millennial-parent fever dream fueled by TikTok, Reddit threads, and financial influencers who probably don’t even have kids? Let’s break it down with facts, logic, and just a pinch of side-eye.

(And Is My 6-Month-Old Already a Tiny Emotional Manipulator?)

Let’s set the scene: You gently put your baby down for just a moment so you can, say, pee or retrieve the coffee you’ve reheated three times. They instantly erupt into a dramatic wail — no tears, no actual distress, but an Oscar-worthy performance nonetheless.

Ah, baby food. That little jar (or squeeze pouch, depending on your era) of mysterious, slightly pastel-colored mush that somehow smells like both nostalgia and regret. But how did we get here? How did pureed peas and mashed bananas go from homemade spoon-fed delights to an industrialized, billion-dollar industry?

Let’s take a little time-traveling adventure into the history of baby food—because, believe it or not, there was a time before Gerber. 👶

Breastfeeding is often described as a beautiful, bonding experience between parent and baby. But can that bond become something more complex? Can someone actually be addicted to breastfeeding? Let’s explore the fascinating science behind what happens in the brain and body during breastfeeding, and whether it shares any similarities with addictive behaviors.

You just birthed a miracle. You were expecting a plump, rosy-cheeked cherub straight out of a diaper commercial. And instead, what you’ve got is a wrinkly little prune with furrowed brows, skinny limbs, and the vibe of a tiny retired librarian who has seen some things. Sound familiar? Don’t worry — you are not a bad parent for thinking your newborn looks like a 90-year-old man in a onesie. In fact, it’s wildly common. There are biological, physiological, and evolutionary reasons why babies look a little ancient at first. Let’s dive into the science behind that Benjamin Button energy.

The Surprising Science Behind Infant Attention Spans, Stimulation & That Thousand-Yard Stare

Your baby is just lying there. Staring into the distance. No blinking. No smiling. No response to the five different toys you waved in front of their face. You try a silly voice. You shake a rattle. You even make jazz hands. Nothing. So… is your baby bored? Or are they just… vibing? Let’s dig into the science — because the answer is actually way more fascinating than you'd think.